Waldo Geraldo Faldo: [talking to Chondra in the bar about Maxine] Aww, yeah, she's a sweetheart but if she caught us in here together she'd rip off your arm and beat me with it. Steve Urkel: [thinking he's playing hide and seek with Laura, Eddie, & Judy and a shower starts running] That shower running doesn't fool me Laura! Waldo: I got close once. Laura Lee Winslow: Tonight is the charity bachelor auction. Waldo: [pause] Wow! Weel Good Lord man, she's an overnight success story. We're getting dirty looks from old people! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Hey dad. I can assure you that we Urkels are a fine, old family, with a proud name. I'm not your personal doormat. Clarence: [walking into the Winslow house] Well if it ain't the Partridge family. Upload. To rob and murder? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Well why aren't you? Laura Lee Winslow: If you have to ask, pass. Family Matters: Steve Urkel's 10 Greatest Inventions, Ranked - CBR Laura: [running in] Guess what? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: You know, I never thought I'd see the day that I actually agreed with Waldo Geraldo Faldo. If there was one thing I thought the show could have brushed up on, it would be the premise of the episodes. Let me tell you something though Weasel. Cassie Lynn: Well, we just got some really hot photos of you being romanced by the Prince of Passion here. Addeddate 2019-09-04 04:56:23 Identifier steveurkel_201909 Scanner Internet Archive HTML5 Uploader 1.6.4. plus-circle Add Review. All the pins look like Laura! Due to the Urkel character's off-putting characteristics and the way he would stir up events and underscore the plot or even move . Laura: She didn't need a hairstylist, she needs a fairy godmother! White, known for playing Steve Urkel on the 1990s sitcom "Family Matters," is. I just got a job! Maxine Johnson: Was there a line to get your pictures taken when you guys walked in? Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: No. Not name your state. You've got twenty-four hours to drop out of the race or we publish the picture. I wanna play some of my own records on the jukebox, but I don't know how to put them in. Harriette Winslow: You were gone for three hours. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Wow. Steve Urkel: Oh, please, Laura. Rachel Crawford: She keeled over leading a game of Simon says! Steve Urkel: [drinking spiked punch] What is this? He's fanning his hace with a plate as Eddie walks in]. It helps to determine how much help you need. Harriette Winslow: What a miserable evening. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Stevil was back and he was coming for my soul! Eddie borrowed money from me. Steven Quincy Urkel: I'm not through! Then instead of admitting it, you let us spread a log in Lake Michigan. Steve began working on more elaborate inventions, and in "Little Big Guy" he had a new idea. Laura: Not when the bomb is in the basement with you! Ok, just give me a couple of days and I sould have it fixed. Steve Urkel: Mmm, steak. Carl Otis Winslow: He's trouble. Wha? If you were a vegetable, you'd be a 'cute-cumber.'. Wa chee! Laura Lee Winslow: What you did for me tonight was really special. Steve Urkel: [reading] "No mouth breathing, no snorting, no drooling". Uh, we're, uh, playin' hide and seek! Carl Otis Winslow: [to the racist cop who pulled Eddie over] You know, I don't know how that badge stays up, because it's pinned to sludge. What do you get when you multiply a negative by a negative? It seems the guy that you purchased your stereo equipment from didn't want you to fill in any important paper work. Steve Urkel : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive Laura: We're not going anywhere until the ground rules are straight. Boyd Higgins: Name's Boyd Higgins, but ym friends call me Buck! [Steve goes to answer the door] I'm going to consummate, I'm going to consummate. You understand? You're so beautiful, you take their breath away. Steve Urkel: This page is in Korean. My head pops out! He did for suspenders in the 1990s what Robin Williams' Mork from "Ork" did in the 1980s - he made them cool. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Myra, your mother told me you came here, so I assumed you're becoming a nun. Steve Urkel: Can I have a glass of milk to go with my face? https://www.quotes.net/movies/family_matters_102099, https://www.quotes.net/movies/family_matters_quotes_102099. Topics Nerd. Laura Lee Winslow: Let's just take that risk. I probably had the heater up on high and they wilted. [to Steve] I'm wearing you DOWN, baby! Judy Winslow: Boring. Harriette you're the one who said you're fat. Welcome to Leroy's! Steve Urkel: Yes! Me and the guys were going to have a flyer party next Saturday when you go out of town. The rest of the rules are covered in this contract. Well it's not cool. Steve Urkel: I've invented nuclear batteries. We're starved. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: As long as you're up, bring me a piece. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: This diary belongs to Harriette and I will not violate her privacy. [Handing out] Menu, menu, menu, menu, menu. And I don't get many calls! Come here, let me give you some sugar. Ms. Steuben: All right, class. [Greg leaves as Willie walks in with Waldo and the crowd boos him. All the doo da day. Ouchith! "Tomorrow, Dad!" I was just talking with your grandmother. Steve Urkel: [sobbing] No, it's Myra, her cold got worse. Laura: Every time we order another course, you bring your chair closer. I feel stupid! Willie Fuffner: I'm gonna trash Urkel's locker! Steven Quincy Urkel: Well, then where am I gonna sleep? This has never happened before. [runs upstairs]. [laughs]. Carl Otis Winslow: I told him I was taking him over to see you. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: You remember our flyer party, the one that I'm clearly on record as totally aganst. But, you're a teacher, Ms. Steuben, and a daaarrn good one. Carl Otis Winslow: Harriette, I just feel so helpless! Myra Monkhouse: No, I came to visit my Aunt Monica, she's the Reverend Mother here, now why on earth would I join a convent? I'm being rejected in my own fantasy. Robbins: Hey everyone, Laura Winslow's date is Steve Urkel. So one day I decided to do something about it. I can't think of a single reason not to do this every week. It was the most terrifying five minutes of my life, second only to watching Lord of the Dance! Rachel Crawford: I'll just take your word for it. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: It was on his tongue! His parents were very upset. Chocum hi chip chok!". [He leaves the house]. Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: [told he can't go to the party] You mean I was nice for nothing? Eddie: As a starting forward of the school team, it's my duty to play round ball not nerd ball. Steve Urkel: [Hanging on a ledge] I've fallen and I can't get up! Harriette Winslow: And deliberately sat us next to a cigar smoker. Then, I drove you here in *my* car, and were you pleasant company? Harriette Winslow: And it would be nice if you would support me sometimes instead of hiding behind your napkin and caring what the other people think. Steve Urkel: Well, isn't that just a FIIIINE kettle of fish? Harriette Winslow: Oh no no no. [finds a note hanging on the door] Oh my God. [Waldo nods as Eddie goes to the last one]. Sorry I'm late, but I got my tongue stuck in the printing press. [sees the kids] Oh my Lord! Can you carry me home? What's for dinner, milk and cookies? Harriette: Yep, they were yelling at each other and bumping bellies. He's gonna drive us tonight. Why, a few sessions on the Muscle Master and you'll be drooling over my deltoids. . [leaves]. I'm wearin' you down baby, I'm wearin' you DOWWWWNN! You're always sorry. Laura Lee Winslow: No, it really bugs me that Steve is the only guy with enough guts to stand up to Willie. Carl: Son, I am no neophyte when it comes to electronics. [steps on the gas]. Waldo: Man, they didn't even know who we were. Carl Otis Winslow: [Laura comes home distraught] Laura, what happened? Carl Otis Winslow: Better, I locked him up. Pass the salt, Edward. It was my nickname in preschool! And I know that baseball card meant a lot to you. Boyd broke my glasses. He opted ofr early retirement. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Then, you'll need a wide-angle lense. Mucus comes in so many colors. Laura: That you'll never go into outer space again, Steve Urkel: Only when we kiss, Laura Lee, only when we kiss [they passionately kiss]. You got the whole family off on the wrong foot. "Tomorrow Dad!". SUBSCRIBE to get the latest. Carl Otis Winslow: That's right, that petition was a great idea. I'm wearing a Bart Simpson's mug. You see, I use verbs. The Day Steve Urkel Was Born. The one-time appearance that turned | by This wire will be connected to this cord and this cord is not plugged in. Harriette: [sobbing] Clint is driving off and Meryl will never see him again! [Faces Eddie] Look at him, charming, handsome, popular. Steve Urkel: No, well, actually it's my Uncle Ernie's hearse. But I like myself, and that makes me cool. I'm getting dizzy. Willie Fuffner: [Wipes his own mouth] Thank you. "Tomorrow, Dad!" Now can you give me one good reason why I shouldn't ground you for the rest of your life. Steve Urkel: [Steve picks up the cord to the satelite dish] Sloppy, Sloppy, Sloppy! Steve Urkel: I have to tell you, Mr. Winslow. You have the right to have an attorney present. Steven Quincy Urkel: Oh, put a cork in it, Missy! then removes his hand]. Originally slated to have been a one-time only character on the show, he soon became its most popular character and gradually became its protagonist.. Steve is the epitome of a geek/nerd, with large, thick eyeglasses, flood . Laura Lee Winslow: [Laura grabs Steve and his clone on their ears] Okay, let's take a moment and figure out what we learned here. 5. Steve Urkel: I'll settle for a toenail clipping! Steve Urkel: [ice pack on his head from a hangover, Carl just told him a story from his drinking days] Eh he he, ow, eh he he ow, [snorts] WHOOAAOOH! [Carl steps in the chamber and Stefan starts it up]. Cop: You two are going to juvenile hall until your parents pick you up. It's not fair. 101 Best Pick Up Lines: Cheesy, Funny, Cute - Parade: Entertainment Steven Quincy "Steve" Urkel: I demand satisfaction. Willie Fuffner: I'm gonna trash Urkel's locker. Steve Urkel Pick Up Lines - zrrie.us aries: "You strike me as a woman who has never been satisfied. My, what strong arms. Carl: I don't have to take this, I'm going home! Right now you have over a 100 crazed teenagers in your backyard ready to boogie. Am is a verb, verbs are our friends. In fact, they finally introduced me to my grandparents. Your grandma is gonna fight for your right to party. Cassie Lynn: Look, Becky Sue. Laura: Well, he's all yours, Eddie. Carl Otis Winslow: [fishing for the catch of a party Eddie wants to go to] Are his parents going to be there? Waldo: Fifteen and that's as high as I'm going. And to top it all off you gave me an old card that I already have. That was a love letter to Eddie Winslow from Eddie Winslow. Carl Otis Winslow: After you left, I saw your boy Fresh Squeeze at the door. Steve Urkel: Oh, I am so glad you said that! Steve Urkel: Oh, why not? Rachel Crawford: Thanks Steve. He's a lawyer! Carl: Who are you and what have you done with our son? Ty: No, he's Eddie's brother. Steve Urkel: Oh, Laura, my love. Now you're going to find out what it's like to be Steve Urkel. Harriette Winslow: You hit my husband again and you'll have to answer to me. Harriette Winslow: [Rachel carries on about how sad it is Aunt Clotilda died] She was 94 years old. Old money has more wrinkles! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [Waldo heads into the kitchen as Steve emerges] You o.k., Eddo? Clarence: Dude, you a serious little nerd. Well, he got it trapped in the rear door of a Buick and was dragged eight and a half blocks. Stefan Urkelle: Good lord, you're a nerd. Then, you broke my car, and it cost me every cent I got to fix it and rent this "delightful" room here at the "Fleabag Inn". She lived a long and full life. Waldo Faldo: Why are ya gonna do that, Willie? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Allison, is that true? Steve Urkel: Well, what if you trip or something? As played by Jaleel White, the ultra-nerdy teenager with his whiney voice, awkward walk, pants rolled up high, and apprehensive catchphrase "Did I do. Eddie: I don't see what getting beat up is gonna prove. Steve Urkel: Uh, Eddie, is this a bad time? And instead of admitting to it, you got yourself involved in gambling. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: over and over and over. "You're like Pringles; once I pop you, I can't stop you." 6. You should've seen the look on his face when he saw five officers surrounded my car and said Surprise! You're wrong, the maitre'd gave me a two for one coupon. I only got the date wrong on one flyer. Laura Lee Winslow: [pushes some things aside] I can't pitch in right now. Laura Lee Winslow: Well I guess Steve was practicing his accordion. You know, I was exposed to this sort of thing when I was growing up, but I always hoped it would be different for my kids. Alex Phillips: How 'bout you put your money where your mouth is. Rachel Crawford: Yeah do you want to be buried or cremated? Steve Urkel Pick Up Lines - tqquu.rocks Harriette Winslow: Did I embarrass you, Carl? Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Oh don't worry they promised to come back tomorrow. Steve Urkel: I have a lot of personal experience in first aid. So, I figured if I doubled the temperature, I could cook it in half the time. Everywhere you look, TV, movies, magazines, all these 90 pound people, smiling, dancing where do they get the strength? Steve Urkel: Now, relax, Eddie. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Bright side? Never snort with a hangover! [Notices no one is there anymore] Well, I thought it was a good story. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Well of course it's a Greek party, it's a sorority! [after Carl as defeated Turbo with ease, Harriette runs up to him with her purse]. This is amazing! Carl Otis Winslow: [kisses the ice cream carton] Goodbye. Rodney Beckett: [after seeing Eddie's music video] I can't believe it. Steve Urkel: Sh-she touched me, Carl! Laura: Steve, you're supposed to cook those! Family Matters Compilation - "I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up - YouTube There's a lot of bad pickup lines out there. Carl Otis Winslow: Well Harriette, what are those people teaching down at that school? You gotta fix that machineeeee. Can you help me out? You refuse to go out with me for the last decade! 6. Just blacked out for a second there! Having run for nine seasons, Family Matters became the second longest-running non-animated U.S. sitcom with a predominantly African American cast, behind only The Jeffersons (11). Harriette Winslow: Is this your snowmobile? Steve Urkel: Well, that may be what happened, but it won't be what the people believe. Sergeant Shishka: Don't insult my Army. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Eddo, Eddo, Eddo! Laura: Girl, have you ever seen the hair salon so crowded? Steve Urkel: Oh, well, no problem-o. The bad news is, he'll charge you an arm and a leg. Carl Otis Winslow: Yeah, well. That one friend who says going to gym will solve everything. Carl: You know, the only thing worse than not catching any fish is hearing you sing about it. Steve Urkel: Oh, I'd better lock it then! Pretty girl, dark hair your sister for God's sake! Take out the trash Edward, "Tomorrow Dad!" Steve Urkel: Look, I know the pay is lousy, the hours are long, and you hardly ever get the credit you deserve. Stefan Urkelle: Not I know that's not Carl. Laura Lee Winslow: If I hadn't started that petition, none of this would've happened. Me and Laura went ice skating together. Steve Urkel: Loving you is like trying to touch a star. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I almost wore that same suit. Let eserviate on the bright side. r/Unexpected on Reddit: Pick up lines as it's peak Laura: I mean it, Waldo. Laura: Steve, I know it's a lot to ask, but I'd really appreciate it if you'd tutor Todd. Carl Otis Winslow: Edward, who are all these kids? Rachel Crawford: Well, I'm planning dinner for a very, very special friend. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: How could you mess this up? Eddie: I just did the laundry and I'm on my way out to wash the car and cut the grass. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Oh really, why wasn't I told? Oh, the room is spinning. Did you see them work on Dora Fenswick? Steve Urkel: No state your name not name your state. Midway through the first season, the show introduced the Winslows' nerdy neighbor Steve Urkel (Jaleel White), who quickly became its breakout character and eventually the show's main character. Harriette Winslow: I am not! I'm finished with this witness, your honor! Steve Urkel: Ssssh, not while I'm pouring. [Steve and Carl are playing Gin Rummy when an infuriated, Eddie and Laura come into the house.]. Laura Lee Winslow: [after Steve gives her a ring] This is real! *You're* gonna sleep in the bathtub! Cassie Lynn: All's fair in love and politics. I'd lay one on you that would weld your glasses to your face. He's so sad he could depress Richard Simmons. Now I know, I'm not worthy of you- but I love you more now then I did then- Laura Lee Winslow- will you marry me? Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Harriette, stupid means good. Judy Winslow: Um so Grandma are you gonna be a June bride? Wha? Steve Urkel: [Talking to Eddie and his girlfriend] You heard her, you're all witnesses. Steve Urkel: [while Laura and Maxine hit Steve with two Boston Cream Pies] No, AAH!, WAAAH! He's having the same discussion with his father. Can't see a darn thing. He left the minute we put a warrant up for his arrest. Becky Sue: Oh, we couldn't do that. You need to get out more. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: But you humilate me everyday. Didn't you? Would you care to heal them with a kiss? "I'm Asian, so I'll eat your cat." 2. Rachel Crawford: Uh, Steve, would you mind coming over to the restaurant on Sunday at about 7:30? [music abruptly stops] Look at yourselves. Carl: Rachel, you're putting entirely too much filling in those. Stefan Urkelle: Where did you learn all that? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Laura, I know that I'm not worthy of you, but I just can't help loving you. Carl Otis Winslow: I do not and keep your voice down the neighbors might hear you. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Who do you think bought his first pair of shoes? Family Matters is a comedy that has many serious episodes, something many sitcoms delve into from time to time, but "Good Cop, Bad Cop" is possibly their best offering of drama. Waldo: Hey, you don't have to like my cookin', but, please, don't call me names! He's a very large man who should be here any minute now. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Why are ya gonna do that, Willie? Carl Otis Winslow: [Grabs his wallet] How much do you need? Steven Quincy Urkel: Come on, yeast! Five hundred on the line. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Dad, when are we leaving? Did He Do That? - The New York Times [Goes to feel his head]. Dexter Thornhill: [after being found guilty at Urkel's trial] Darn you Urkel, Darn you to Heck! Rachel Crawford: Steve!, Steve! Harriette Winslow: [gives him a tray of drinks] Here, take these with you. Harriette Winslow: Not as rough as Aunt Clotilda. Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: You paid him off. Was I about to take the Big Sleep? If all you ever look for is the float with Miss America on it, then the whole parade is going to pass you by. I was kickin' butt. Harriette: I guess it wouldn't hurt to take a home economics class. Carl Otis Winslow: Steve, Everything was Going Just fine, until You Blabbed that I was a cop. Steve Urkel: [cracks up] Oh, that's rich! Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Laura, do you mind if your old grandmother tells you a story? Steve Urkel: Well, because it's different. 80+ Extremely Hot & Sexy Pick Up Lines To Use On Guys & Girls 2023 Steve Urkel: Don't we remind you of The Temptations?

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